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February 22, 2005
Shoes & News My shop was in a pale pink Creole cottage on Joseph Street near Audubon Zoo. The shoes were displayed on tables, on slanted Lucite stands of different heights. And there was a wooden magazine rack on the side wall. An impractical world of fashion, fitness, shelter, parenting help, food. I didn't want customers to be in a rush to leave, so I welcomed anyone who wanted to sit down and read. My shop sold women's shoes, but men came in for the magazines. Some used me like a library; some left with a box of pretty pumps they hadn't meant to buy. I tried to thumb through the issues before the guy came to pick up what hadn't sold. Afraid to miss some article or photograph.
I rented from a couple who lived in Birmingham, and their daughter, Katrina, worked for me part time while she went to Tulane University and studied social work. They hoped I'd also keep an eye on her, call them on the QT if it ever looked like Katrina was "abusing her freedom." I guess they meant drinking, smoking, screwing, skipping class, failing tests. I wasn't a narc and I liked hearing about the stuff she did. Her grades were okay. "How's your daddy?" she said, when I walked in. Her accent was Old-South thick. "They're running tests." A woman in exercise clothes held up a strappy pewter sandal and asked Katrina for a 7-1/2 narrow. "Metallics look great with jeans, too." She went in the back to find the size and walked out with a shoe-box tower of possibilities. There were messages to return by the phone and I sorted through the names. Sales reps who wanted to stop by, regular customers looking for something they'd seen in a magazine, and Daniel. He'd never phoned the shop, and for a second it felt like Christmas when there was Santa. I hoped he was in the nose of the plane, airborne and on his way to New Orleans. Two hours and change until I saw him at the airport. Soon. Katrina showed the woman a matching purse. She decided on two pair of shoes and the bag, paid in cash, and left, swinging a shopping bag. "You're good," I said. "She wasn't leaving the store without something," Katrina said. "I could see it in her eyes." She slid the cash drawer shut. "Nick called, said Scotty's practice got rained out so he's going to take him for a haircut and Chinese food." Katrina pulled a warm pack of Trident out of her jeans pocket, offered me a piece. "Do you have class tonight?" I said. "Maybe I should close up." Shoes were scattered on the floor in front of the chair where the woman had been sitting and Katrina sat cross-legged and put the strays back in their correct boxes. She had a tattoo of some winged bird on her lower back. "I have a test tonight so I'm going to have to run, but I can cut class tomorrow morning if you need me," she said. "Can I let you know?" "No prob." She filled in her time sheet by the register. "Who's Daniel?" "A pilot I know." "What airline?" "United." "He's nice?" "Intrepid." Katrina smiled and nodded knowingly. "Will he come by the shop?" "Probably not." Daniel didn't drive anymore. His wife had died in a car accident. He fell asleep at the wheel and they ran up on someone's lawn and through the front window of the house into a spare bedroom. He had scars on his knees and hands, and when we made love he took my finger and had me point to them, like we were visiting this wife, another woman, dead and forgiven for everything she even thought about doing that might be ugly or small. "I don't know yet if he's staying." It was a slow day in the shop, and after Katrina left, I pulled the drapes in the front window so the shoes wouldn't fade, flipped the open sign on the front door to "Closed," and set the alarm. (From "Speeding In the Driveway") Swifties Yesterday, on NPR, a father and son found a reason to listen to each other again.
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February 18, 2005
I Heart Lit Bloggers Because, for no money and occasional thanks, they mention your reading or link to your story on the web, and your site's hits go up, like 100 in one day. Thank you Mark and Maud. And Kath Fish, Myfanwy, and Terry Bain.
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February 17, 2005
Loteria! ![]() Give yourself a gift and click on these cards as they take you through the life of a Latina woman. Not unlike my own journey as an Italiana woman, except for La Vaga, a stage I wish I'd stayed in longer. The artist is Nuvia Crisol Guerra. Opium Showcase At The 92nd Street Y If you're in NYC on March 9th, maybe you'll buy a ticket and come hear Sue Henderson, Christopher Hickman, Angela Himsel, Pasha Malla of Montreal, Mike Sacks, Todd Zuniga, and, um, me, read.
Click! Click! As of right now, I'm only 70 or so clicks away from 10,000. Of course, 5,000 of the site's hits have probably come from me, since I'm a little obsessive about checking to see if anyone EVER posts a comment.
Horn. Blow. ![]() McSweeney's 16 will be publishing another story of mine - Driveway - so if you're inclined to subscribe right about now, well, I'd love you forever. And, while you're on the McSweeney's site, please click on Roy Kesey's brilliant new dispatch from China. (BTW, Roy has a story in the current issue, 15, along with many writers from Iceland.) ![]()
February 15, 2005
St. Vermintine's Day I flew home yesterday into a long hug from Malcolm, into a quick ("easy, Mom") hug from Andrew, just in time for Valentine's Day. The night before I was lucky enough to read at The Mountain in Los Angeles. There, we celebrated St. Vermintine's Day, a creation of my again-friend, Jim Ruland, and Melissa Bell, my favorite new Canadian. The club's red and warm, what it might feel like to stand inside a living heart - walls bleeding red paint, red plastic chandeliers, the greatest multi-colored triangularly tiled floor - oh, hell, here's a photo. I'm a terrible describer.
![]() Also reading were Carlye Archibeque (Punk rock poet), and Meghan Daum, whose essays I'd read and admired last year. I subbed for the tall, brave and missing Susannah Breslin. What did I read, you ask? (And even if you didn't.) A revision of RV, and Gondola, both of which are part of my novel. ![]()
February 06, 2005
You Are A Dog McSweeney's recommends it and they are so, so, so right to do so:
You Are a Dog by Terry Bain We've been remiss in not recommending this book earlier, because it is awesome and made us laugh many times, and even cry once or twice. (OK, several times.) We recommend reading it in the presence of your dog or dogs, because you will read a passage and then look at your dog or dogs and say to them, "So that's what you've been thinking," and, if possible, you will love them even more. Pasha Malla of Montreal Maisonneuve has a wonderfully inventive, sensitive piece of his in the current issue:
The Film We Made About Dads In the first scene of the film we made about dads, we caught them as children, well before they became dads themselves, when their own dads were full-on capital-D Dads-with-moustaches who had been in the war. We got some great shots of the dads at age eight swinging from the monkey bars on the school playground. Afterward, we interviewed them about their goals. The answers: astronaut, fireman, psychiatrist, florist, psycho killer, Oscar Robertson. We asked them, "Describe your dad in one word." The unanimous response was "mean." Famous Fathers This story took almost three years to write, and, thirty-seven drafts later, it was lucky enough to be published by Tom Jenks and Carol Edgarian at Narrative Magazine. It's the title story of my collection - "Famous Fathers and Other Sudden Stories."
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February 04, 2005
Spam Newly married, my mother had to teach herself how to cook, so she bought Family Circle magazine and trawled for recipes, or read the sides of cans and boxes at the grocery for helpful tips on what to do with these foods once you got them home. She tuxedoed-up a loaf of Spam by studding it with cloves and slathering pineapple preserves on the top. She ventured into cookbooks and bought one for herself called "Queen For A Day" because the recipes in there were for busy women, assemblages of things that had already been made: tuna casserole with corn flakes and Velveeta; ambrosia made with Cool Whip, crushed pineapple, chopped pecans and tiny marshmallows; peach slices suspended in orange Jello; hot dogs wrapped in biscuit dough and baked in the oven; red velvet cake made with Campbell's tomato soup.
I make these dishes for Scotty and me because it's a way to sit again at her table without embarrassing us both with the particularity of my memory. She says that these foods remind her of no money, the little house in Minisink Hills, but to me they're chateaubriand. In my head is a warehouse of mother-worship, so many pretty details. She could do no wrong. Until I hit puberty and then I hated every word out of her mouth. The two of us kept accumulating memories, but they got put in a dank garage with stuff laying around in pieces, too many lousy things said. Too many meals interrupted by name-calling, thrown napkins, hasty exits. Hers. I stayed and finished dinner with my father. (From Speeding In The Driveway) Costume. Cowslip. Mustard. Fall.
If you crave Kim Chinquee's laceratingly honest, short pieces like I do, you'll want to get the new Caketrain because in there are four of them. Lost On Purpose: Women In The City
An international, border-crossing collection of fiction by: Amy Prior (London) Amy Hempel (New York) Devika Mehra (Bombay) Sara Jaffe (San Francisco) Trinie Dalton (Los Angeles) Courtney Eldridge (New York) Ariel Gore (Shanghai) Emily Carter (Minneapolis) Anna Sophie Loewenberg (Beijing) Gail Louise Siegel (Chicago) Karen Herman (Philadelphia) Elizabeth Graver (Boston) Colette Paul (Glasgow) Calla Devlin (San Diego/Tijuna) Tara Ison (Los Angeles) Janis Harper (Sydney) Gale Walden (Chicago) ![]()
February 03, 2005
Blankets
Craig Thompson has written a big, full-hearted illustrated novel about first love, Christian fundamentalism, break-up, brothers, forgiveness. And snow. ![]()
February 02, 2005
Frigg A handsome new issue is out and here's a taste:
Sylvie is a freak, is six feet seven of high school Amazon, monkey toes, banana fingers, bushy blazing orange hair like a torch lighting smooth mocha skin. She has oversized knobby knees and elbows sharp as a screaming match. Coach wants her for basketball, for volleyball, for bedtime stories over Puerto Rican rum. No one else wants her for nothing. She loves a boy like the Father and the Son. He is Tony Macaroni to the girls in their belly shirts and tight black jeans. They are cheerleader cute and they smoke in the girls' rooms blabbing like fools about Tony. Sylvie slumps to the house and cries on her bed over Tony, only Tony's maybe five foot ten, got pretty black curls with eyelashes look like a model on a magazine. A tank-top boy in a candy-apple Ford with a megawatt stereo, Tony plays his satin Stratocaster at the dirty-dancing parties Sylvie never gets to go to. Aunt Pumpkin tells Sylvie, says Listen here, girl, you got a big old brain in that long tall body, you forget about all of that boyfriend juju. When y'all gone to college and you got a education, make a living on your own, then the men come running, hear? Sylvie thinking, Oh yeah, right, I want to waitress till I'm forty like you in your little bitty skirt in your fishnet pantyhose low-cut demi bra just to boost the tips. Sylvie loves Pumpkin, but she loves Tony more. Loves Tony like a rock, pulling pale-blue lined spiral notebook from between the mattresses. And a pencil or a purple grape pen. She writes about a life as a wife, as a mother, writes him letters so he'll know, make him see where she stands on the Mrs. Macaroni issue. Honey, we will live in a Motel 6, eat HoJo clams, buy Charles Shaw wine, that Two-Buck Chuck, come home drunk and fool around on the bed, yo Tony, want to fuck me? But she hides the book away. From Bob Arter's "Pictures Of You", and . . . The restaurant is mostly glass, a glorified A-frame that juts over the river. Piped-in music plays, muted, floating notes, soft jazz. Spotlights sweep the water on this windy night, whitecaps lash the dock pilings, and Ed fills Marcy's glass, again, with red wine. Tonight is a celebration. Marcy's getting married to a man named Daniel Bryce. She's excited, talking with her hands. "He's good in bed, Ed," she says, and laughs. "That's what I said, Ed. No, he really is. Jim was a disaster, you know? Two minutes of foreplay and then he'd just stick that thing in and expect me to be all, ooh, do me, you so good." Marcy's slightly inebriated, Ed thinks, and she's not the only one. The room, he notices, is spinning slightly. They need to eat. Ed signals the waitress and orders a plate of mussels, and Marcy goes, "I want some gin. May I please have some gin with grapefruit juice?" "You look nice," Ed says, and it's true. She's wearing silk, a blue blouse with tiny ruffles around the collar, black jeans, and shiny shoes. Her blouse is a plunging, V-neck affair. Cleavage, lots of cleavage. "Daniel wants me to tone it down, wear sweatshirts, but believe me, Mr. Brown Shoes needs to work his own shit out first." "Can we not talk about the wonders of Daniel tonight?" Ed says. His stomach rumbles, and he cups it with his hand. Ed lives alone, in an apartment two miles away. He used to sleep with Marcy, but he tells himself now that it was never serious or all that great. In time, they turned into best friends, and now she's leaving - now she's leaving Ed and the whole state of North Carolina to live in stupid Florida. Jeff Landon's "Castanets."
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