I must.
Pindeldyboz #4 is out and I have a story in there that, well, I really love this story - "Mr. Adler's House - and I hope you do, too.
And if you haven't already heard, McSweeney's has published
The Future Dictionary of America" which, I hear, may have an entry by yours truly, but better yet, has definitions by hundreds of people way more clever and funny and apt than I am. Trust me. Proceeds go to a good cause.